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Jacked
UP! REDEMPTION SONG....
I
knew I could do better than 0-10-1. For God's sake.
A chicken's tits could do better. That was the plan
in Week 12, eat a bunch of chicken and make good picks.
All right, this week it's turkey, let's see if it's
a bird thing.
Toledo
(+6.5) @ Bowling Green - I know my boy Omarr Jacobs
is back in action, and I never bet against the best
athlete on the field, but maybe that's my problem lately.
I thin Toledo will surprise Bowling Green at home. This
game would place Toledo in a respectable Bowl Game if
they could come out on top. Bowling Green will be ready
to take down the Rockets, but a surprise is on the fence.
Arkansas
@ LSU (-17) - LSU will dominate this game. Absolutely
devastated by their early season loss to the likes of
Tennessee, the Tigers will attempt to finish the season
with the strength of a million bulls. Okay, what am
I saying, LSU is going to crush the likes of Arkansas.
I'm talking about Roseanne on top. You get me? Crush!
Wisconsin
(-7) @ Hawaii - "Sconsin finds themselves a
long way from home this weekend in Hawaii. But maybe
that's good. In fact, I'm betting on a trip to Hawaii
fixing the Badgers problems on both sides of the ball.
There's something to be said for hot Hawaiian girls
in grass skirts, just ask the Vikings. There like 4-2
since their little love cruise. The Badgers take down
Hawaii in Paradise.
North
Carolina @ Virginia Tech (-23.5) - The Tar Heels
have utterly disgusted me of late. Okay, they just disgusted
me last week. I guess a wins a win, but when Duke only
loses by three it's like a win for them. That just shows
how pathetic they are, but still. Virginia Tech saw
their National Championship hopes disappear when Miami
came out and kicked them in the face. Marcus Vick needs
to have another huge comeback game to get him on track
for the Bowling season, and the ACC Championship game.
Look for him to do it here.
Maryland
@ NC State (-2.5) - NC State has crumbled from
their preseason rankings, but they aren't finished just
yet. They'll be bowling come December. State has beaten
the likes of Florida State and Georgia Tech. If they
take down Maryland, they'll get their 6th and most important
win of the season. Bowl Eligible with quality wins.
This season might not be a complete disappointment after
all.
Florida
State @ Florida (-4.5) - Florida State isn't
the better team in this game. The Gators have struggled,
but they'll be up for the task against a very average
Seminoles team. An midseason loss to Virginia, teaming
with the consecutive losses to NC State and Clemson
have the Seminoles on their way out of the Top 25. Hooray!
Down with Florida dominance! Wait a second... shit,
either way Florida looks good in this one. You can't
win in the polls, you might as well win in the bank!
Georgia
(-3) @ Georgia Tech - Georgia faces a tough Yellow
Jacket team on a high after pummeling the Seminoles
in Florida last week. But they'll be up for the task.
Georgia, who has lost two games this year by a combined
5 points, has seen the hopes for a BCS Bowl Game tumble
into the ground. But, D.J. Shockley is still on of the
most talented players in the Nation, and he'll be ready
to send Tech back down to where they belong. In a big
battle of Georgia's, the winner will most likely play
in a better bowl game.In
other words, Dick Vitale likes to say, "To the
Victor goes to the spoils."
Yeah, what he said.
Notre
Dame (-18) @ Stanford - The Irish aren't about to
let their BCS Bowl hopes die with a tumble in California.
Look for Stanford to appear as a mosquito flying too
close to the freeway and disappear in the same fashion.
Squish! The Irish have one of the Nations best teams.
A fluke loss to Michigan State and an unlucky fall to
the #1 boys at USC as the Irish with two losses on the
year. They won't get a third, in fact, they won't even
get close against Stanford.
Fresno
State (-16) @ Nevada - The Bulldogs really brought
their A game to the USC game. They came out a play or
two short, but that's what Reggie Bush will do to a
squad. Fresno comes to play, and they will be out to
win this game and hopefully sneak into a New Years Bowl.
Don't count out the Bulldogs against big time football
programs. Their coach has always said they'll play anybody
anywhere, and they play with that type of attitude.
Oklahoma
State (+20) @ Oklahoma - OK State is in for a battle.
This game will be closer than 20 points, there's no
doubt in my mind. Oklahoma is always a powerhouse, and
usually State doesn't have a shot in hell. This
year is different. Kick the Sooners when their down.
The Cowboys have a
chance to really stick it to Sooners with a season ending
upset on the road. Look for this upset to happen.
Tennessee
(-9.5) @ Kentucky - Don't invite me to this game.
I could give a rats mustache if Tennessee beats Kentucky.
I'm sure it will happen, I mean, I know the Vols have
been horrendous, but they still had enough fire power
to take down the likes of LSU, they'll have to blow
it like Puff the Magic Dragon to let this one slip away.
Don't expect the Vols to leave this year a loser.
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