Top 5 NFL Favorites: Arses Free Picks Week 14 2010

Top 5 NFL Free Picks: Week 14 NFL Predictions

Hey, after a garbage week i came right back to win some money! Did I make it all back? You bet – 1-3-1 + 4-1 = 5-4-1… And that makes me about even for week’s 13 and 14 combined, even up a little bit. I went 4-1 betting on favorites to cover the spread last week and I’m sticking with the formula till it fails me, even if the games were close… Papa thinks dogs win, I think opposite of him – sounds about right. Parlays still have a special place in the bottom of my hate. I’m up money going into Week 14, and I’d be at a much nicer spot if it weren’t for the parlay-devil cracking the whip on me earlier in the season. Here’s the lowdown.

Starting Account Total: $1000
At Risk This Week: $500 to Win $475
Money Left: $1194 with $500 of that on the line
Total W/L Last Week: (4-1)
Season W/L Record – Individual Games: (35-26-3)

Week 13 Picks Review

Chicago Bears (-3) @ Detroit Lions (Bet $100 to WIN $95) (WIN)
New Orleans Saints (-6.5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(Bet $100 to WIN $95) (Loss)
Green Bay Packers (-8.5) @ HOME VS. San Francisco 49ers (Bet $100 to WIN $95) (WIN)
St. Louis Rams (-3) @ Arizona Cardinals(Bet $100 to WIN $95) (WIN)
Atlanta Falcons (-3) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Bet $100 to WIN $95) (WIN)

Get at me on TWITTER @AlaskanArse. Here’s a link to Week 1′s article if you need a little more explanation of the way I’m keeping track.

Here are Week 14′s picks and bets.

(All games this week are Bet $100 to WIN $95)

Indianapolis Colts (-3) @ Tennessee Titans
Is this some sick joke? I know the Colts have been bad, but their level of bad couldn’t hold a candle to the crap pile Tennessee has become. Their pathetic Randy Moss-Chris Johnson offense (who would have thought that combo wouldn’t have worked) has been good for ZERO offensive touchdowns over the last three weeks. Nice.

Philadelphia Eagles (-3) @ Dallas Cowboys
Mike Vick should get the best of the Cowboys defense. This will be a close game, I believe, but in the end a field goal is most likely covered.

New England Patriots (-3) @ Chicago Bears
The Bears play well at home, but the Patriots stomped the Jets and walked all over the Steelers in Pittsburgh – they’re killing teams with good records, and it’s pretty awesome to watch, even as an impartial non-Patriots fan. I’ll take Tom Terrific over Jay Gooey-Face Cutler.

Baltimore Ravens (-3) @ Houston Texans
Lucky warned me about this one, but I don’t see it. Flacco has been a beast over the last handful of games (maybe not last time out, so much, but he’s been very good) and Ray Rice is looking better and better. I don’t see Houston putting up many points against the Ravens, and with the worst secondary in the league, I don’t think the Ravens will have too much trouble scoring.

Green Bay Packer (-6) @ Detroit Lions
Does anybody else see the Lions are without their top two quarterbacks? Anybody? Does anybody see that their running game is crippled with sore toes of Jahvid Best? Their defense? I don’t get it, spread should be double digits. I think I’m winning this one easily.