One for Wednesday: Week 3

I just thought I’d throw out some of my crazy uncle’s predictions that don’t look so good right now – ready? Here’s 13 big ones for him to dig out of his mouth with his foot…

1. Vince Young – Top 5 fantasy quarterback in leagues that award only 4 points for throwing touchdowns. (this one isn’t going to pan out, bet your balls on that)
2. LenDale – more fantasy points than Chris Johnson in every format, except maybe PPR – that will be a close race. (Chris Johnson is filthy good)
3. Selvin Young – the leading rusher in the NFL headed into Week 7. (Splinter’s evil plan)
4. Dustin Keller – Top 10 fantasy tight end by seasons end. (a long way from Top 10)
5. So will Greg Olsen. (more drops and fumbles than catches I reckon)
6. Nate Burleson – scores double digit touchdowns in Seattle again. (injury, I know, and after week 1 it looked like a decent bet)
7. Chris Perry – top 15 fantasy running back. (tough schedule thus far)
8. LT scores in each of his first four games to start the season. (nope)
9. Ryan Grant is going to be a beast – 1400 yards and 14 touchdowns are not out of the question (not with those hammys).
10. Deuce McAllister will lead the Saints in rushing yards -even on 3 bad knees. (2 games in, he has 2 rushing attempts, seems like a longshot Unc)
11. Tarvaris Jackson – 20+ touchdowns for the Vikings. (told you no)
12. Marvin Harrison catches 80+ balls and scores between 8-12 times. (looks like a 3rd option)
13. Maurice Jones Drew – 200+ carries for 1200+ yards and scores at least 14 times – and welcome to JD being a Top 5 fantasy pick for the next 4 years. (doesn’t look good for our main man)

****Now, he has some nice predictions too, but those will be recognized later, for now, these are the bad ones – funny how quick some predictions can look so far-fetched, huh? Viva la old man!

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